Nothing for me, thanks

Me: Any thoughts on what you'd like to drink?
Her: No. I'll have some coffee.

So what do you have

Customer: I don't see halibut on your menu
Me: correct

Golfers are adorable

I was flipping through channels at the bar, looking for some sports.

(Only) woman at the bar: "golf. cool. leave it there."

Me: Isn't "cool" a little liberal for golf?

Her husband: " whoooa no! that word isn't even in our vocabulary. (leans back laughing slowly shaking his head, arms folded, repeating "no way" a few times".

Me:

Miley Cyrus hates Equador

This is the day the Ritchie Valens/Buddy Holly crash gets relieved of it's "the day the music died" status.